Candy runs wild, Whitbey keeps the door shut all night long.
12-0 good guys.
12-0 good guys.
Whitbey celebrating the the goose egg on the the scoreboard with a fresh one.
Fuckin' skanksDO IT
Monday, April 27, 2009
Pedal to the Metal. CANDY WINS BIG
Whitbey celebrating the the goose egg on the the scoreboard with a fresh one.Fuckin' skanksDO IT
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
5 - 3 Maltz Candy
First period was back and forth...Penalty...Kevin Garrett slapshot...1-0 CBM
Job Job Job...Kevin Garrett changeup...wiffed on by defenseman turned Goalie Derek Rupert 2-0 CBM
2nd half started with Rich Maltz telling goalie Derek Rupert that we are going to get a quick one...how about 2 quick ones...both from Rich M.
"I am coming for you Thornhill!"
All Free Candy the rest of the way...one more by Maltz and a Dan Paladino tally and it was...."OVA BABY!"
Late tally by J. Thorn
Summary: Maltz is a beast...Rupert isnt half bad in goal...CBM has one player...
Job Job Job...Kevin Garrett changeup...wiffed on by defenseman turned Goalie Derek Rupert 2-0 CBM
2nd half started with Rich Maltz telling goalie Derek Rupert that we are going to get a quick one...how about 2 quick ones...both from Rich M.
"I am coming for you Thornhill!"
All Free Candy the rest of the way...one more by Maltz and a Dan Paladino tally and it was...."OVA BABY!"
Late tally by J. Thorn
Summary: Maltz is a beast...Rupert isnt half bad in goal...CBM has one player...
Game #1...New Season..Old Foe..
Summary:
Crilley is a beast
Victor rowed his boat merrily
Our fill in goalie sucked
Do it!
Crilley is a beast
Victor rowed his boat merrily
Our fill in goalie sucked
Do it!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
You Either Get the Joke or You are the Joke. CANDY LOSES
Free Candy = stunnedThis game could have been summed up with a few "what ifs":
"What if" Free Candy didn't have 3 of it's 6 skaters playing back-t0-back games?
"What if" Whitbey didn't get thrown out over a phantom "fighting" major?
"What if" the refs took off the Black/Gold goggles?
"What if" we weren't a bunch of turds and could actually play hockey?
picture: The referees at The Box trying to find their way aroundThat being said, the series is tied 1-1 and Thursdays match-up will settle the score once and for all.
More to come...
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
This Week's Outlook
Free Candy may be in for a long week with 3 of Free Candy's players playing in the Bronze Championship. On Tuesday Jeremy Virgin, Derek Rupert and Dave Menhart will be playing in back to back games which puts alot of pressure on the legs of TJ "Brooksy" Miller, Dan "Potash" Paladino and TJ "The Beast" Doherty legs. Free Candy will be short argueably their best two skaters in Chris Blevins and Patrick Scoville for the final two games of the Championship. The team will need to slow the game down and find another gear if possible. The team's failure or success will rely heavily on the shoulders of 2nd season goaltender Jon Whitbey. Captain Derek Rupert was confronted by the Potomac Hockey League Media and responded with the following comment, "No excuses. Do it!" Man of many words...
*Figure on the Killer Bees to smell blood in the water(or is that honey in the hive...whatever) and try to put the pedal down early on the shorthanded Candy.
It will take a miracle...
*Figure on the Killer Bees to smell blood in the water(or is that honey in the hive...whatever) and try to put the pedal down early on the shorthanded Candy.
It will take a miracle...
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Bring Out The Brooms Boys:Candy Wins!
The time had finally come for the championship series with the Bees. In only two seasons in the silver league, Free Candy was able to go from last to playing for the championship. After an exciting game between Red and Green in the Bronze league, Free Candy would get its chance to to take on the hated Bumble Bees.
Out of the gate, it looked like nerves were getting the best of Free Candy. Whitbey looked shakier than you know who early on...
M. Ali wants you!!
Out of the gate, it looked like nerves were getting the best of Free Candy. Whitbey looked shakier than you know who early on...
M. Ali wants you!!...and let in 2 quick goals from Sean "cry me a river" Crilley. Whitbey was able to gain his composure after that and Free Candy was able to battle back. Somewhere in there, Candy takes about 10 penalties back to back and end up being short handed more than Jim Abbott.
During the penalty kill, Menhart pulls the ol' Tj Miller. Throw on the horse blinders and go.
Menhart buries it!! That may be the first time Menhart has been able to do something productive offensively this season. However, 2 min. later, he tries to chop off Eric Chen's, aka Kenny Wu, leg and gets a two min. slashing call.
Justin Pargoff, the biggest joke of a referee ever, gives him an extra 10 min. for being awesome. What a turd.
Joke
During the penalty kill, Menhart pulls the ol' Tj Miller. Throw on the horse blinders and go.
Menhart buries it!! That may be the first time Menhart has been able to do something productive offensively this season. However, 2 min. later, he tries to chop off Eric Chen's, aka Kenny Wu, leg and gets a two min. slashing call.
Justin Pargoff, the biggest joke of a referee ever, gives him an extra 10 min. for being awesome. What a turd.
JokePat Scoville had his normal hatrick with a goal added from Tj Miller later in the game. Free Candy had plenty of chances to put this game away, but a cpl of posts and some good saves from the Bee's goalie kept their hopes alive. In the end it would not be enough though, as Free Candy would hold on for the 'W'.
Side Note:The series has the potential to turn ugly with what happened in the last cpl of min. The shouting between the benches was getting pretty heated after incidental contact between Miller and one of the bee's caused the bee to bite it.
Side Note:The series has the potential to turn ugly with what happened in the last cpl of min. The shouting between the benches was getting pretty heated after incidental contact between Miller and one of the bee's caused the bee to bite it.
And I leave you with this:
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
First Round Upset... FREE CANDY WINS
Can anyone even remember when Free Candy last played? The Box decided to give the teams an off week to let them rest up for the strenuous playoff battle to come. Coming back from the break it was all business for FC, with the prize being a trip to the finals to play the Killer Bees.
Chris Blevins and Jeremy Virgin on their vacation before the playoff stretch.
Captain Derek Rupert was a no show for the opening match up. It's noted that his status is still unknown after a weekend camping trip.
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Editors Note:
Expect everything here to be out of order and a cluster fuck. The memory of last nights game in my mind is shakier than Ali.
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It doesn't need to be stated, but Pat Candy met his quota and landed the usual 2-3 goals. Unreal performance by the ringer of all ringers.
Somewhere in there Candy runs into more trouble with the law than an NFL superstar. Blevins gets locked up for 2, then Menhart goes in the box for trying to chop off Paul McGuire's arm. Cider with the 4 on 2 power play. The Monkeys are passing at will and can't be stopped, the PK unit can't deny the connect four and CBM sends it home.
Scoville, Miller, and Whitbey = stunned
Towards the end of the first Rich Green is wide right and cocks the gun to blast one in. He obviously didn't see TJ Miller strapping on the bullet proof vest so he could jump in front of the bullet for Whitbey.
NO DICE
Dan Paladino gets a breakaway and has more patience than Mercy Hospital. He goes down and around Thornill. BURIES IT
Free Candy finally runs the CBM tour bus right off the road. Crash and burn.
GAME
6-3 Free Candy
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Looking ahead:
4/7/2009 8:40pm
4/14/2009 8:40pm
4/16/2009 9:30pm (if nessecary)
vs.
Does Free Candy have what it takes to match up with the Bumble Bees in a best of 3 series? There will be blood. God help us all.
DO IT
Chris Blevins and Jeremy Virgin on their vacation before the playoff stretch.Captain Derek Rupert was a no show for the opening match up. It's noted that his status is still unknown after a weekend camping trip.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Editors Note:
Expect everything here to be out of order and a cluster fuck. The memory of last nights game in my mind is shakier than Ali.
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It doesn't need to be stated, but Pat Candy met his quota and landed the usual 2-3 goals. Unreal performance by the ringer of all ringers.
Somewhere in there Candy runs into more trouble with the law than an NFL superstar. Blevins gets locked up for 2, then Menhart goes in the box for trying to chop off Paul McGuire's arm. Cider with the 4 on 2 power play. The Monkeys are passing at will and can't be stopped, the PK unit can't deny the connect four and CBM sends it home.
Scoville, Miller, and Whitbey = stunnedTowards the end of the first Rich Green is wide right and cocks the gun to blast one in. He obviously didn't see TJ Miller strapping on the bullet proof vest so he could jump in front of the bullet for Whitbey.
NO DICEDan Paladino gets a breakaway and has more patience than Mercy Hospital. He goes down and around Thornill. BURIES IT
Free Candy finally runs the CBM tour bus right off the road. Crash and burn.
GAME6-3 Free Candy
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Looking ahead:
4/7/2009 8:40pm
4/14/2009 8:40pm
4/16/2009 9:30pm (if nessecary)
vs.
Does Free Candy have what it takes to match up with the Bumble Bees in a best of 3 series? There will be blood. God help us all.DO IT
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