FREE CANDY'S BAAAAAAACK!

With the same rugged cast of characters as last season, Free Candy is off to a nice and unprecedented 2-0 start. Let's live it up now boys, before mid-season reality and angst kick in.

Latest victims were the Slashers, who got an up-close look at Brett Barber's knuckles in a PIM-riddled battle of attrition. RIVALRY RE-IGNITED.

And a shout-out to our team's namesake, Mr. Free Candy himself, Brooks Orpik, for making the US Olympic team!