Free Candy's BACK...and...STILL...TOO...SWEEEEEEET!

PRESS RELEASE, from the desk of Free Candy:

Three games into the Fall 2009 season, and so far, Free Candy's 2-1. Not bad...we've seen worse...A hell of a lot worse, actually. (Think back two seasons ago...) And now that Maltz is done vacationing in lovely Richmond, Virginia, he can get back to doing what he does best for Candy...being our ringer.

But this season, we've got another ringer to welcome to the fold: Brett, the Hitman, Barber. And just to make sure he doesn't step out of line or get too full of himself, his dad, Randy, will be making his FC debut pretty soon...

And speaking of new additions, Free Candy welcomes Kevin Garrett to the team, who we pulled from the burning wreckage that was the Cider Box Monkeys bus. Along with Brett and Randy, KG will be making sure our D is ready for G Love and the Special Gerbils...

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Updated...

This page is more outdated than G-Forces 1997 Geocities style web site.

We have been too busy winning championships to keep it updated. Wooo

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Free Candy > Benedict Arnold

7-3 W



Scoville chose...Poorly...

Recap

Rupert "the piece" - 1 goal and 3 assists...played O for once

Miller - prolly even or minus on the night...typical

Maltz = Didnt bury it...on point on D though.

Whitbey = huge game.

Free Candy is just.. toooooo.. sweeeeeeeet!

Ya ya ya, it's been a while since the last update. Unless you have been living under a rock for the last few weeks, you are probably aware that Free Candy are the Silver League Champs. Ya, we fucking rule. From rags to riches, bitches.

News and Notes:
-Star defenseman John Blacharski is taking take summer off.... hope ya come back, bra
-Free Candy has added free agent power forward Richard Sewell. If he doesn't lead the team in goals, assists, points and +/- he can kiss his roster spot goodbye.
-TJ Miller is back on defense to replace Blacharski. Around the Silver League, forwards are licking their lips at the thought of burning him all season long.
-CBM has picked up Kenny Wu from the former Silver League goon squad Killer Bees. God help us all.

Free Candy started off the season shakier than Ali. They tied Katie's Angels 6-6 opening night. They had a 5-1 lead going into the half, only to let up 5 straight goals and getting the tying goal late to even it up. Defenseman TJ Miller was beleived to be on the rink for all 6 of the Angels goals. GM Derek Rupert has sent him to the minors for a conditioning stint.

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Upset? No Chance...Candy moves on...

There was alot of speculation that the Killer Bees would show up with their 14 man roster and give Free Candy all they could handle. They showed up with 5 and 1 fell earlier then expected.

A hard fought game early found Candy with the first tally...

Virgin sauces one through the crease...Blacharski with the tap in out of midair. I havent seen a tap like that since I was with Jeremy's mom. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...do it!

1-0

Late in the 1st half Rupert connected on a pass from Dan Paladino for a 2-0 lead.



Before the first half ended Kenny Wu scored...2-1



Richardson may have scored but it was waved off. Sorry gents..you must understand the league has so much to gain by having the young and talented Free Candy move onto the finals.

Early in the 2nd half Virgin pots one to make it 3-1 Candy


Slapshot from our circles from Blacharski makes it 4-1...there hasnt been a more deflating goal then well....ever.



Corey Murphy after the blazer

WU again....4-2

Game....blouses...


-Your doing it Blacharski!
-Candy hit more posts then Kevin Costner.
-Sean Crilley could have been a big deal but Maltz destroyed his life with a slapper.
-Rupert = steady point a game.
-TJ Miller got his life destroyed.
-TJ Doherty MIA
-Bring on the Monkeys!

Bad Blood Brewing...4-4 Tie

Slashers are clearly the team Candy is keeping an eye on in the league.

Here is the story...Zack Angeline can dangle and thats about it. Scott Gomez has some game but is too worried about mouthing off to even show any of it.

Zack Angeline had 3 goals and Matt Aturd had 1.

Candy was led by Dave Menhart and Rich Maltz.

The game was chippy throughout and had clearly the most penalties of any game this year in Silver. Angeline and Blacharski both got thrown out at the end after Blacharski people's elbowed Angeline.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtjF7XJAciU&feature=related

Summary:

- Slashers hate Free Candy...would rather pay for it, like they do their women...HA
- Candy was missing Mark Scuderi(Silverblatt)
- Maltz is a beast
- Jon Blacharski prolly leads the league in PIMs after last nite
- There was a Dave Menhart siting...
- Tuesday is the tiebreaker 1-1-1

Back to Winning...Candy 7-4

The talk of the week leading up to the game was that Free Candy's original players were nothing without the "ringers." Well let me say this, if you watch the NHL then you see most teams have a few good or great players and then the role players just feed off the aforementioned.

Virgin - Hat Trick...thats 3 goals for u hockey illiterate
TJ Doherty - 2 assists
Dan Paladino - 1 assist
TJ Miller - 2 goals
Derek Rupert - 1 goal


Suck it!