FREE CANDY'S BAAAAAAACK!

With the same rugged cast of characters as last season, Free Candy is off to a nice and unprecedented 2-0 start. Let's live it up now boys, before mid-season reality and angst kick in.

Latest victims were the Slashers, who got an up-close look at Brett Barber's knuckles in a PIM-riddled battle of attrition. RIVALRY RE-IGNITED.

And a shout-out to our team's namesake, Mr. Free Candy himself, Brooks Orpik, for making the US Olympic team!

Free Candy Fans

Free Candy Fans line up outside the arena waiting for the team bus to arrive...

Closin' it out!

Free Candy comes off a 3-game schnied of 2 ties and a loss to finish off Katie's Angels last night, 4-3. Playing with only 8 guys, the team had a 3-1 lead, started to piss it away in usual fashion, and then closed it out for good. Great team win and all-around effort.

Game Notes:

- Real solid effort from goaltender Jon Whitbey, who closed the door on several big opportunities late in the game...
- 2 Goals from Randy Barber who's blastin 'em from the point.
- PP goal from Kevin Garrett, who wrists one in from the high slot. Also saves a goal by hand-passing the puck from the crease all the way down to the neutral zone. The black Jay Cutler! (KG's words, not mine! haha)
- Somewhere in there, Miller gets a goal as well....but that goes without saying, right?
- Mark Silverblatt: MIA / healthy scratch. Will be in a suit and tie in the stands next game.
- Dan "The Trickler" Potash/Paladino scores his second trickle goal in as many games. Tacks on an assist on the PP and goes Dave Steckel-esque on faceoffs, ~90%, but who's keeping track?
- Jon Whitbey gets the 1st star of the game for the Photoshop below and a couple of others to come!

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Free Candy's BACK...and...STILL...TOO...SWEEEEEEET!

PRESS RELEASE, from the desk of Free Candy:

Three games into the Fall 2009 season, and so far, Free Candy's 2-1. Not bad...we've seen worse...A hell of a lot worse, actually. (Think back two seasons ago...) And now that Maltz is done vacationing in lovely Richmond, Virginia, he can get back to doing what he does best for Candy...being our ringer.

But this season, we've got another ringer to welcome to the fold: Brett, the Hitman, Barber. And just to make sure he doesn't step out of line or get too full of himself, his dad, Randy, will be making his FC debut pretty soon...

And speaking of new additions, Free Candy welcomes Kevin Garrett to the team, who we pulled from the burning wreckage that was the Cider Box Monkeys bus. Along with Brett and Randy, KG will be making sure our D is ready for G Love and the Special Gerbils...

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Updated...

This page is more outdated than G-Forces 1997 Geocities style web site.

We have been too busy winning championships to keep it updated. Wooo

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Free Candy > Benedict Arnold

7-3 W



Scoville chose...Poorly...

Recap

Rupert "the piece" - 1 goal and 3 assists...played O for once

Miller - prolly even or minus on the night...typical

Maltz = Didnt bury it...on point on D though.

Whitbey = huge game.

Free Candy is just.. toooooo.. sweeeeeeeet!

Ya ya ya, it's been a while since the last update. Unless you have been living under a rock for the last few weeks, you are probably aware that Free Candy are the Silver League Champs. Ya, we fucking rule. From rags to riches, bitches.

News and Notes:
-Star defenseman John Blacharski is taking take summer off.... hope ya come back, bra
-Free Candy has added free agent power forward Richard Sewell. If he doesn't lead the team in goals, assists, points and +/- he can kiss his roster spot goodbye.
-TJ Miller is back on defense to replace Blacharski. Around the Silver League, forwards are licking their lips at the thought of burning him all season long.
-CBM has picked up Kenny Wu from the former Silver League goon squad Killer Bees. God help us all.

Free Candy started off the season shakier than Ali. They tied Katie's Angels 6-6 opening night. They had a 5-1 lead going into the half, only to let up 5 straight goals and getting the tying goal late to even it up. Defenseman TJ Miller was beleived to be on the rink for all 6 of the Angels goals. GM Derek Rupert has sent him to the minors for a conditioning stint.

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